As Lexi Revellian wrote recently, Writer's Angst is a well-documented complaint. I've moved up a gear. I have Writer's Paranoia.
It's been coming on for a while. I had a week where Looking for Buttons sold pretty well. Then I had a week with no sales at all. I panicked and held a three-day free promotion over the Bank Holiday weekend, which saw it climb to number 7 in Amazon's UK humour chart and number 29 (I think) in their US humor chart. I waited, with the obligatory clichéd bated breath, to see how this would affect sales.
It didn't. Nothing happened for a few days, then today, glory be, I had a five star review on Amazon UK (thank you, whoever you are!) and sold a respectable handful of copies. When I checked a little later (compulsive checking of ranking and sales figures is an early symptom of Writer's Paranoia), two of these had been returned for a refund.
Well, that was it. Crushed does not even begin to describe it. While the calm-eyed scientist part of me was pointing out that it may not be that they actively disliked it, it may even have been an inadvertent multiple purchase caused by wobbly fingers, and anyway, does it really matter, the rest of me, the stressed majority that is already gibbering because I start a new job next week, is obsessing over those two returns. Did they buy the book expecting haberdashery tips? Fifty Shades-esque squelchiness? Did they hate the prose? The characters? The plot?
I've taken some deep breaths and listened to my inner dispassionate scientist. Sometimes you buy something and it's not what you expect so you return it. I'm sure M&S don't weep because I've returned a jacket that makes me look like I'm wearing a cardboard box underneath it. Why should I react any differently when someone returns my book?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to check my sale figures again...
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Thursday, 30 August 2012
Just because you think they're out to get you...
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Friday, 22 June 2012
Starry-eyed
Looking for Buttons has received its first Amazon review.
Five stars.
If this self-publishing lark becomes any more exciting I'm going to have to lie down with a damp cloth on my forehead.
Five stars.
If this self-publishing lark becomes any more exciting I'm going to have to lie down with a damp cloth on my forehead.
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